STONKSCRAPER
Buy $SCRAPER, get a floor. Every floor in the tower rents to a real coin and lights up when it pumps. Hold more, live higher.
Run the elevator
Coins keep showing up in the lobby wanting a floor, and they only wait as long as their pump lasts. Get the car to the green floor before the timer runs out and they move in. Once the building fills up a little, somebody always starts panic-selling at 3am, so get up there and talk them down before they take the stairs.
- stan: shift starts when you press the button. the music is already on.
↑ ↓ or W S move the call, tap or click any floor to send the car straight there. A pump you miss moves in across the street, and a panic seller you don't reach leaves the floor empty again.
One coin, one floor
The whole tower is drawn on one sheet of paper, and the architect left after the first coffee. Here is how a bag turns into an address, in the order the elevator does it.
Buy $SCRAPER
You walk into the lobby with some SOL and walk out with a key on a brass tag. Stan doesn't ask what you do for a living, he just nods and presses the button for your floor.
Get a floor
Every bag gets a floor in the tower. A small bag gets a studio right next to the elevator shaft, a big bag gets a view, and the biggest bag gets the penthouse with the pool nobody actually swims in.
Rent it to a coin
Each floor rents to a real coin and lives that coin's day. When the tenant pumps, the windows go green; when it dumps, the lights go red and somebody upstairs starts pacing in socks.
Hold, and go up
This tower only grows in one direction. Every holder who doesn't sell is another floor on the stack, and the crane on the roof has been holding a block with your name on it since launch day.
Find your floor
Slide your bag and watch the tower grow under you. Every unit comes furnished with exactly the view it deserves.
Studio by the shaft
Who lives here
Stonkscraper · Directory
Stan
i've worked this door since the whole building was a parking lot with one coin on it. i've seen tenants pump all the way to the roof, and i've seen them take the stairs down at four in the morning carrying a monitor.
the elevator plays bossa nova because i asked nicely once, and in all these years nobody has asked me to change it. i hold the door for everybody. i only hold the elevator for holders.
The paperwork
PERMIT TO BUILD UPWARD
Lot 07 · chain: Solana
Supply 1,000,000,000
One billion $SCRAPER, poured once like a foundation. Nobody can add floors to the supply later, so the only way to make the building taller is for people to hold.
Liquidity in the basement
The liquidity sits in the basement next to the boiler and nobody has the key. The bears down there have tried the door a few times and it still doesn't open.
Tax 0 / 0
No tax on the way in and no tax on the way out. Stan says the building charges you in elevator music instead, and he means it as a compliment.
Ownership renounced
There is no landlord upstairs. The architect handed the keys to the lobby, said "it's yours now", and was last seen taking the stairs with a coffee.